jokey wokey!

jokes! i have them sent to my inbox everyday, along with a selection of comic strips - Baby Blues, Zits etc. Here is the one sent today, really made me laugh =)

How To Please Your I.T. Department

(A quick check list for those who need to make contact.]

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.

2. Don't write anything down. Ever. We can play back the error messages from here.

3. When an I.T. person says he's coming right over, go for coffee. That way you won't be there when we need your password. It's nothing for us to remember 700 screen saver passwords.

4. When you call the help desk, state what you want, not what's keeping you from getting it. We don't need to know that you can't get into your mail because your computer won't power on at all.

5. When I.T. support sends you an E-Mail with high importance, delete it at once. We're just testing.

6. When an I.T. person is eating lunch at his desk, walk right in and spill your guts right out. We exist only to serve.

7. Send urgent email all in uppercase. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.

8. When the photocopier doesn't work, call computer support. There's electronics in it.

9. When you're getting a NO DIAL TONE message at home, call computer support. We can fix your telephone line from here.

10. When you have a dozen old computer screens to get rid of, call computer support. We're collectors.

11. When something's wrong with your home PC, dump it on an I.T. person's chair with no name, no phone number and no description of the problem. We love a puzzle.

12. When an I.T. person tells you that computer screens don't have cartridges in them, argue. We love a good argument.

13. When an I.T. person tells you that he'll be there shortly, reply in a scathing tone of voice: "And just how many weeks do you mean by shortly?" That motivates us.

14. When the printer won't print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently get sucked into black holes.

15. When the printer still won't print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the company. One of them is bound to work.

HAHAHAHAHA

Funny sia. I love dry humour. Haha. Here's another that i saved from awhile back to share wit u all:

Little Tim's Goldfish

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What'cha doing, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth, then replied, "That's because he's inside your dumb cat."


LOL. Talk about revenge. HEHE.


Well, let's continue with the HK blog. Sorry also to VAL who didn't know i went to hK!!! :$:$ Paiseh paiseh. I only told a few ppl! Sch ppl and siying etc!

So anw... I met up wit Ednadear on Monday in HK at the TST KCR station.. We went to draw money (DBS!=)) Then we made our way to shenzhen. At shenzhen we cleared immigration (it's damn fun to do it on ur own =)) We took the metro down to lao jie after some quick shopping at luo hu centre! Anyways whatever it is, we had a heckuva lot of fun =) Here are the purchases i made:


A whole BEDful of stuff!

3 tees...



ARgh. sth wrong wit blogger. More pics nx time. Anw, you see all the stuff on my bed? I got all of that for about $120 SGD ONLY!!! I bought:

A total of 10 items of clothing
A total of 5 belts
1 necklace
1 cap - harley davidson
2 wallets - harley davidson and anna sui
1 coin purse - anna sui
1 purse/bag - anna sui
2 pairs of shades - D&G and Dior
1 tamagotchi :P
1 set of speakers for my ipod
1 pair of shoes
2 hair-ties
some hair clips

And some random other small stuff tt i can't rmb! haha. A LOT RIGHT?!?! DAMN VALUE FOR MONEY RIGHT?!?! Of course, the "branded" stuff is just... "branded" with the inverted commas la... But still.. NICEEEE~ Haha.

Saving up to go to HK end of year! Wit darling xyz and ednadear! =) YAAAYYY!

Will b log more soon! See y'all =)